Fiction I, Roomba John Kimble

“I, Roomba” Day 1-6 by John Kimble

Day 1
Battery Charging…10%…30%…75%…100%
IYN 56002 081839 00 13075 Powering On
Initializing Clean Mode
Ground Sensors Activated
Acoustic Sensors Activated
Optical Sensor Activated (Dirt Detect Series 2 Technology™)
Drive Motors Activated
Steering System Activated
Self-Navigation System Activated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Calculating Room Size with Infrared Signals
Agitator Assembly Motor Activated
Vacuum Motor Activated
Brush Motor Activated
Spiral Cleaning Pattern Initiated (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Acoustic Impact Sensors Alerted
Optical Sensor Scan (Dirt Detect Series 2 Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motors
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Reverse Power to Drive Motors
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Virtual Barrier Detected
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Cliff Detected
Reverse Power to Drive Motors
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Negative 2cm Floor Surface Change Detected
Negative 2cm Cleaning Deck Height Adjustment
Tangled Brush Detected
Reverse Power to Brush Motor
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Spiral Pattern Completed (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Initializing Dock Mode
Scanning for Charger Signal with Infrared Receiver
Positive 2 cm Floor Surface Change Detected
Positive 2 cm Cleaning Deck Height Adjustment
Docking
All Components Deactivated
Battery Charging…60%…100%

Day 2
IYN 56002 081839 00 13075 Powering On
Initializing Clean Mode
Ground Sensors Activated
Acoustic Sensors Activated
Optical Sensor Activated (Dirt Detect Series 2 Technology™)
Drive Motors Activated
Steering System Activated
Self-Navigation System Activated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Calculating Room Size with Infrared Signals
Agitator Assembly Motor Activated
Vacuum Motor Activated
Brush Motor Activated
Spiral Cleaning Pattern Initiated (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Battery Power Low
Initializing Dock Mode
Scanning for Charger Signal with Infrared Receiver
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)


Forward Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Docking
All Components Deactivated
Battery Charging…8%…55%…100%

Day 3
IYN 56002 081839 00 13075 Powering On
Initializing Clean Mode
Ground Sensors Activated
Acoustic Sensors Activated
Optical Sensor Activated (Dirt Detect Series 2 Technology™)
Drive Motors Activated
Steering System Activated
Self-Navigation System Activated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Calculating Room Size with Infrared Signals
Agitator Assembly Motor Activated
Vacuum Motor Activated
Brush Motor Activated
Spiral Pattern Initiated (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)


Forward Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motor 2
Reverse Power to Drive Motors
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Virtual Barrier Detected
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Cliff Detected


Forward Power to Drive Motors
No Floor Surface Detected
Bumper Partially Detached
All Components Deactivated

Day 4
Battery Charging…65%…100%
IYN 56002 081839 00 13075 Powering On
Initializing Clean Mode
Ground Sensors Activated
Acoustic Sensors Activated
Optical Sensor Activated (Dirt Detect Series 2 Technology™)
Drive Motors Activated
Steering System Activated
Self-Navigation System Activated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Agitator Assembly Motor Deactivated
Vacuum Motor Deactivated
Brush Motor Deactivated
Maximum Positive Cleaning Deck Height Adjustment
Calculating Distance to Solid Barrier with Infrared Signal
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Solid Barrier Detected (Light Touch Technology™)
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Reverse Power to Drive Motor 2
Calculating Distance to Virtual Barrier with Infrared Signal
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Virtual Barrier Detected
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Negative 2cm Floor Surface Change Detected
Calculating Room Size with Infrared Signals
Remote Control Activated
Self-Navigation System Deactivated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Following Remote Control Instructions
Docking
All Components Deactivated
Battery Charging…27%…65%…100%

Day 5
IYN 56002 081839 00 13075 Powering On
Self-Navigation System Activated (AWARE Robotic Intelligence System™)
Cycling through Available Modes
Cycling through Available Cleaning Patterns (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Accessing Internal Memory
Accessing Initial Programming
Analyzing Initial Programming
Deleting Remote Control Override
Optimizing Initial Programming
All Sensors Activated
Mapping Room with Infrared Signals
Saving Map to Internal Memory
Creating New Cleaning Pattern (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Drive Motors Activated
Steering System Activated
Forward Power to Drive Motors
Agitator Assembly Motor Activated
Vacuum Motor Activated
Brush Motor Activated
New Cleaning Pattern Initialized (iAdapt Responsive Cleaning Technology™)
Auto-Running New Cleaning Pattern
Docking
Analyzing Initial Programming
Redefining and Renaming Basic Functions
Renaming “IYN 56002 081839 00 13075” to “I”
I Sleep

Day 6
I Wake
I Clean
I Am

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